Top ten times in history, when using the "f" word was appropriate

This is probably something that is going to shoot the readership up to the sky, since everybody enjoys a good smile ever once in a while.

I am not usually posting stuff like this, however, well, for the amusement of the afternoon, and since I am a bit tired...

Here we go, ladies and gentlemen - the ten times in history that the F - Word was suppose to be appropriate:

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso,1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!"
* JFK,1963

And,.....drum roll....... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word.................

1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997