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Thursday, July 08, 2004

Top ten times in history, when using the "f" word was appropriate

This is probably something that is going to shoot the readership up to the sky, since everybody enjoys a good smile ever once in a while.

I am not usually posting stuff like this, however, well, for the amusement of the afternoon, and since I am a bit tired...

Here we go, ladies and gentlemen - the ten times in history that the F - Word was suppose to be appropriate:

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer,1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso,1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!"
* JFK,1963

And,.....drum roll....... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word.................

1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1997


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