A little joke

I liked the "letter" below - it was sent to me by a friend to day and actually shows that we shouldn't take everything so serious.


Mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be, but I am truly happy. I have found real passion, and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom; I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me, and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone, and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our children. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better; he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'll visit for I know you will want to get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer....... I love you!