How Malaysia really fared in the Olympics

Well, while I hate spam, I like to get jokes in my mail especially real good ones like the ones below.


Inserted comment: Thanks to the awareness of "Premnath" and "Po Ku", I learnt that this originated http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/270804_olympics.html

Sorry - didn't know it earlier - thanks to those readers (and Izuan joined them shortly ago as well), I can at least attribute it to the right person.

How Malaysia really fared in the 'Olympic' Games

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VCD Peddlers' 10000 km Relay Race
1) Malaysia
2) China
3) Thailand

Long Distance Bus Racing(Individual)
1) Malaysia
2) India
3) Vietnam

Composing SMS While Driving (Individual)
1) Philippines
2) Malaysia
3) India

Cub Chai Night Street Racing(under125cc)
1) Malaysia
2) Vietnam
3) Cambodia

Creative Spitting(over25m)
1) China
2) HongKong
3) Malaysia

Crow Shooting
1) Malaysia
2) USA
3) SriLanka

Feng Thou Endurance Dancing(Individual)
1) Malaysia
2) Indonesia*
3) Thailand

*disqualified after fake Ecstasy was found in contestant's
blood

Maid Car Wash & Polish(Speed Event)
1) Malaysia
2) Singapore
3) HongKong

Ah Beng Creative Hair Tinting
1) Singapore
2) Malaysia
3) Taiwan

Ah Lian Butt Crack Display(Synchro Squatting)
1) Malaysia
2) Taiwan
3) Singapore

Credit Card Cloning(SpeedEvent)
1) Malaysia
2) USA
3) HongKong

Obstacle Driving(Dining Tables Category)
1) Malaysia
2) Thailand
3) France

Bets Taking(Bookies Event)
1) HongKong
2) Malaysia
3) Indonesia

Forest Burning(Team)
1) Indonesia
2) Malaysia
3) Brazil

Vehicle Hot Wiring(Individual)
1) Malaysia
2) USA
3) Mexico

"Michael Learns To Rock" Lyrics Recital
1) Malaysia
2) Singapore
3) Denmark

Speed Packing(Buffet Spread Category)
1) Singapore
2) HongKong
3) Malaysia

Firefly Killing(Speed Event)
1) Malaysia
2) SriLanka
3) Korea

Coral Collecting(Underwater Event)
1) Singapore
2) Malaysia
3) Australia

Handbag Disarming(Snatch Category)
1) Malaysia
2) Colombia
3) Italy

Kuda Gaming Machine(Skills Challenge)
1) Malaysia
2) Japan
3) Cambodia

Indoor Prawn Fishing(Team)
1) Malaysia
2) Thailand
3) Laos

Installing Hidden Cams(Hotel/Condo Category)
1) Taiwan
2) Malaysia
3) Singapore

Power Windows Speed Winding(Team)
1) Germany
2) Japan
3) Malaysia *

* Disqualified after national car's power window
jammed permanently

Women Beach Volleyball(Men SMS Voting)
1) Malaysia
2) Afghanistan
3) Iraq

E-Mail Jokes Forwarding(Speed Challenge)
1) Malaysia
2) Singapore
3) G.Britain